This line of the week made the cut, not necessarily for the quality of the words but for its quantity. And yet each time Executive Director Matt Mager said it, it seemed to be funnier, annoying Retail Specialist Adam Caplan to the point where he was pulling his eyelashes out.
“Hey Adam, did you hear the market is over 10,000?”
Who would have thought the financial state of the country could make us laugh?
-Caitlin
Yesterday Retail Specialist Adam Caplan was speaking with a client when the line of the week popped out of his mouth,
“Want to save money? We all do. That’s what Geico tells us at least.”
The rest of us at Besen Retail knew that this line was made for the internet.
-Caitlin
My notebook page where I secretly write down things that are “line of the week” worthy is filled. This made it tough for me to choose just one quote to blog this week. Therefore, I have decided to put two lines in from the mouth of Executive Director Matt Mager. The first was yesterday:
“This is the no spin zone, like the Fox News Channel.”
The other, I caught him singing in his office:
“Retail is hot hot hot…” (as in Buster Poindexter’s 1987 party classic, “Hot! Hot! Hot!”)
More words of wisdom to come next week.
-Caitlin
Executive Director Matt Mager has enlightened us Dr. Seuss style this week:
“It’s twice the price and it rhymes real nice.”
Perhaps he should leave the retail real estate business and focus on writing children’s books? But then where would we be without his wisdom?
For the second week in a row, Retail Specialist Adam Caplan has done it again. He has impressed us with his eloquence and captured the coveted honor of the “Besen Retail Line of the Week.” Ready? As Adam spoke with a client regarding his ideas for a property…
“Do you have a plan? You’re like Obama now.” **
**The quotes represented in “Besen Retail Line of the Week” do not necessarily represent the views of Besen Retail, Besen & Associates, or the editor of this blog. 
Due to the infinite clever lines our retail staff members are spitting out, we decided we needed to share our wisdom with the world. Therefore, we started our new feature, “Besen Retail Line of the Week.”
This week’s line comes from our Retail Specialist Adam Caplan, as he negotiated with a client:
“It’s like Priceline. Name your own price.”
Stay tuned for next week’s brilliance.
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